U Mad Bro?

Hello! As you know I haven't posted my Chapter 1+2 review yet and I'm starting now but just to clarify my first paragraph, or opening paragraph will ALWAYS be irrelevant to the subject.. Now that's clear I'll start talking about the book's first couple of chapters. One more statement before I start writing this is that I've made the assumption you guys read and that you will totally understand what I'm relating to

Chapter One~

     So at the start of the story I completely ignored the chapter title and the big foreshadow to it so my bad. The Chapter "Dawn is Dangerous" would be a good eye opener but usually I'm not into the intense opening where we get into the action but knowing the fact I ignored it I read it without being aware of thinking where this story is about.I made a hypothesis about this story after looking at the front cover was " OK! This story I can foresee that this is probably  have a low-class protagonist who goes on some sort of adventure and meets the sub-protagonist some where and in conclusion defeat the antagonist" which in the first chapter proved my first prediction in some way. Of course Peter isn't like that where he doesn't live on the floor or anything but in a descent cottage from what I have read and I'd actually would like to check that place out. Other than that Peter's family isn't that of "High-Class" in this area ( How do I know? READ THE TITLE MAYBE?!?!) nor that of a low life peasant whom dare not face there rich opposites. As you can see from here this has nothing to do with summary of the story thus I hate write about a story that I don't like and how I hate how Ms. Lees makes us do those plot diagrams which are irritating (Couldn't think of any good metaphors.). Even then I still must include some sort of reference to the story I will not likely write down much text from the book thou I should write from my vocabulary and English only. Clearing that up when the story involved the midnight gathering that was clearly a riot or something but I thought that's going to fail pretty bad because looking at the era and how rich people got everything, but then again it IS the 16th century and the new world was the the thing like how Modern Warfare 2 was the thing 2 years back so I started to reconsider. Every then Peter was kicked out of the "Riot" and was put for lookout. I thought "Wow, parents sure do trust there kids to do the right thing. Is the father REALLY sure about doing this?" then my thoughts were correct after Peter has seemed to lift off an roughly drawn circle of a hard object that may have to do with the pelting of criminals and has lobbed it into the air which I knew where this is going and hit the main antagonist Sir Phillip. After reading that I was like WOW REALLY?!?! After that I was even more shocked that Peter was more worried about breakfast than what just happened.

Chapter Two~

       How did you like my long paragraph about chapter one? If you read it to this far I kudos you but no kudos for you Ms. Lees because you're my teacher and I KNOW you're going to note my incorrect statement. If you haven't noticed, I'm mostly ranting/criticizing about the book but hey, I'm just like that and I ain't stopping . You mad bro? Then stop reading and write down your complaints to the comments below. Anyway the fact they start the chapter with school is kind of making the readers to disarray from the main topic. Well other than that it seems that Peter has a better school life than me which pestered me more than the time I had chicken poxes. Oh great... Now I noticed I wrote to much in chapter 1 that I can't write enough for this paragraph, and yes I'm screwing over the 5-7 sentence rule. Anything else to write about...(Skims through chapter 2) OK! So what it seems of Peter is that he is completely unaware of what is happening until later in the chapter but even then he just tries to escape. I would've killed Sir Phillip if I was in the 16th century and THEN run away. Even then Peter ran away leaving a BIG mess following him.You know what now? this is what I should've done:

1) Get my dad's pike

2) Get inside Sir Phillips mansion

3) Kill Sir Phillips and his Guards at night 

4) Look for something to eat at the cellar

5) Go home and pack up my stuff

6) Go to a dock and stow away myself to France then to Spain then to the new world

       OK! This ends my response and yet again.................. U MAD BRO?

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